Trade #5 is Official: Computers for One Year's Rent!

Trading with Tina Jackson, Manager of the Appletree Apartments. Two computers for one year's rent in a two bedroom apartment!

The Most Valuable Gift Certificate I have ever owned, one year's rent!

This could be your new home (free rent all year!) Imagine going all 2009 without having to pay your mortgage or rent payment! How nice will your life be? Now what will you trade me?

A monster trade went down today, November 19th. I had lots of good trade offers this time but I am going with this trade: the computers for one year's rent! This is a 2BR apartment for a year at Appletree Apartments on 72nd Street. It is just 15 minutes from downtown and it has a balcony, two bedrooms, a bathroom, new carpet, and an updated kitchen. I will try to upload video of the trade with manager Tina Jackson from Appletree later tonight or tomorrow. Let me know what you think about the trade by clicking on comment.

Monster Trade Today at Noon!

A "Monster Trade" goes down today at 12pm central standard time. What will be Golden Paperclip Trade #5? The computers are gone, found out what they went for this afternoon.

Computer Trade Brings Lots of Automobile Offers

Week one of the computers is drawing to a close and I have to say that computers are really, really boring! First there was the canoe which I took out two weekends in a row and then the mini-chopper which I drove so much I had to take in to the shop to get fixed and then the go kart which I drove around the high school track at record speed and then nearly got arrested by Olathe's finest. All good times! The stinkin computers are just setting on my shelf. Boring. So I need to trade these pretty quick and thats good because I have lots of good trade offers. The Cadillac Coup de Ville is probably my favorite so far, mostly because in the picture the driver is wearing a helmet and the tires are smoking. I also have offers for an RV, a diamond bracelet, a minivan, a Nissan Altima, a scooter, massage for a year from Midwest Massage, and the record for the creepiest offer: A burial plot for two at Mount Hope Cemetary in Lawrence, KS. While it would be cool to be buried next to the world's largest granite Bible, it would not be cool to be buried in Chickenhawk country so I think that would dramatically cut down my trade options. I put pictures of all my trade offers on the site goldenpaperclip.com so let me know what you think.

Goodbye Go Kart! Trade #4 Is Official

Trade #4 Went down on Friday, November 7th at noon. The go kart will be missed, that is for sure. But after my recent run in with the police and the stern midnight warning against ever driving on the streets again, I figured it was time to trade off the kart. The go kart went to Brian S. in Lee's Summit. Brian traded me dueling computers- a laptop and a desktop all with top of the line software, a keyboard, a flat screen monitor, the works! So now dueling computers are on the clock. I know, computers are boring but it is time to get practical and stop playing around and I think this will help me trade up to the SUV. Reply under the post and let me know what you think of the trade and email jason@goldenpaperclip.com if you have any good trade offers for the dueling computers.