Tattoo This Man and Woman!

I received one of my most unique offers this weekend from Alex, who says we can tattoo his shoulder and his wife's belly. A real tattoo! Well, on Alex at least, I think the pregnant belly tattoo would have to be a temporary one or airbrush or something. I don't know, I am no doctor but I am excited about the possibility of tattooing something on someone's shoulder. What would I say if I got to pick out what someone else had permanently tattooed on their body for the rest of their life? On me, that would be a scary proposition but on others it sounds pretty fun. What about this tattoo: "Jason Friedline, Half Man, Half Amazing!" It would be a lousy tattoo on me but on someone else it just says, "This guy knows how to have a good time." Which would also be a cool tattoo. Maybe this one, "Tattoos are chic magnets. Feel the force" But then Alex already has a woman. Maybe a protest tattoo: "Down with Vegetarians! Plants have feelings too" that would be cool. The possibilities are endless with a tattoo on someone else's body. I am not sure how it would help me trade up so if you can think of something, let me know.