Last Chance for the Canoe!
Two more days and she is going to be history (the canoe, not my wife). This is your last chance to make me a great offer for the canoe before the weekend. I have received some great offers so far: a cow, a mountain bike, professional photography for a wedding, land in Alaska, a brokedown Ford Bronco, and who can forget the 5 foot boa constrictor. Click below on comment and let me know what I should choose or send your last second trade offer to jason@goldenpaperclip.com.
8 comments:
When you trade your canoe up and eventually get a cruiser boat let me know. I'll see what I can trade you for that.
It is I Anonymous Anonymous otherwise known as AA. I can see where this will be a problem so I will disclose my middle name, which is Anonymous therefore making my name AAA or Triple A. Someone on the other posts wanted to know who Anonymous was so now you know. So you didn't want my Shih Tzu or my fax machine with the Jolly Ranchers, but I have an automatic trade for you! Evidence of Bigfoot. That's right I did it!
right on man good luck let me know what u trade the conoe for lol!
Let's see the city might have a problem with you keeping a cow at your house. The mountain bike is kind of a step down from the canoe, the land in Alaska could get messy cause if no one wants it you have to pay taxes, the broken down Ford Bronco doesn't belong to OJ so it's pretty much worthless and how would you get it home and your wife would probably kill you for bringing home a boa constrictor besides they have been known to eat their owners. I would go with the professional wedding photography as long as it's a well known company cause you know there are some desperate couples out there trying to hurry up and put a wedding together so I think that would be the one to trade for and didn't you say it valued at $1,000? I am willing of course to give you the fax machine, Jolly Rancher candy, and the photographic evidence of bigfoot that I sent you for your canoe.
There, I am now in the system.
Is that better?
I'd be more than happy to trade you my 11 year old stepson.
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